(Source: raiseusfromperdition, via shesbackintheatmosphere)

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: hohoehoes, via feat)

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

(via rileykbeek)

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

(Source: 552, via measurable)

cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

(via rileykbeek)